When I had to but didn’t

when I want to but can’t

when I should be but won’t

I will disappoint, upset and bore

scare, shudder, expel

I will make the perfect match fail

When the one you like most

makes you stumble, stutter and falter

leave, hide, lie and disappear

How can evolution progress

when the only cool is

in the presence of the undesired

But don’t be sad

I’m not the only one

who deserves the Darwin award.